Hell hath no fury

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:19:04 -0600

aliceapproved: Look at all these amazing games coming out for devices I don’t own

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 05:47:06 -0600

aliceapproved:

Look at all these amazing games coming out for devices I don’t own

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 05:12:30 -0600

franklyrainbows: I can only apologise. This guy just needed a...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 19:03:49 -0600

Omnomnomnom

But I have lots of friends. Because I'm Albus Fecking Dumbledore. Sherbet lemon?

You probably won't get another job ever again. I'm kind of a dick.

His killer's totes on the loose still. She's a crazeh bitch.

Aw hell no

franklyrainbows:

I can only apologise.

This guy just needed a hug forever. And ever. And ever.

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Sun, 16 Jun 2013 19:02:53 -0600

thefuuuucomics: JESUS CHRIST

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 18:29:19 -0600

thefuuuucomics:

JESUS CHRIST

woofle: “Fashion changes, but style endures.” -Coco Chanel

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 18:26:35 -0600

woofle:

“Fashion changes, but style endures.”

-Coco Chanel

devonbanks: this is still my favorite tweet of all time

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 18:26:26 -0600

devonbanks:

this is still my favorite tweet of all time

"You are flowers in my stomach. Cutting me open nightly, blooming through the cracks of the ribs. I..."

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 18:25:58 -0600

“You are flowers in my stomach.
Cutting me open nightly, blooming through the cracks of the ribs.
I only want to be the sun for you.”

- Elke River (via katisque)

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Sun, 16 Jun 2013 18:17:43 -0600

"What hurts you, blesses you. Darkness is your candle."

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 18:16:05 -0600

“What hurts you, blesses you.
Darkness is your candle.”

- Rumi (via rumiswisdom)

“It’s this dumb thing that Ross made up cause he was trying to...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 18:14:39 -0600

“It’s this dumb thing that Ross made up cause he was trying to fool our parents. It’s a way of giving the finger, without actually having to give it.”

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Sun, 16 Jun 2013 18:14:02 -0600

minxsphinx: oh the humanity

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 17:10:55 -0600

minxsphinx:

oh the humanity

tyleroakley: Perfection.

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 17:06:57 -0600

tyleroakley:

Perfection.

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Sun, 16 Jun 2013 17:01:41 -0600

iatemy-gluestickk: jerardwai: wearypansy: im crying from...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 17:01:12 -0600

iatemy-gluestickk:

jerardwai:

wearypansy:

im crying from laughing so hard i feel so bad for this man i think i might’ve turned him gay but i have no regrets oh m ygod

Ohmy fucking god
I know I always say this but this is genuinely the best thing I have ever fucking seen

scrEAming

"Bisexuality isn’t a lifestyle. It’s not a code word for a secret society. It’s not even a way to..."

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 16:54:44 -0600

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Bisexuality isn’t a lifestyle. It’s not a code word for a secret society. It’s not even a way to be cool anymore. It’s an identity and until we’re OK to claim the identity with whatever language or lingo we deem fit, we will remain invisible. So try it out — come on, say it : “Bi-sex-u-al, Bi-sex-u-al.” Feel how it rolls off the tongue. (Yeah we know the second syllable is sometimes hard to get out.) But now try it louder : “Bi-sex-u-al, Bi-sex-u-al!” Shout it out — come on, SHOUT IT! “Bi-sex-u-al, Bi-sex-u-al!”

So what if you sound like a cult member doing a voodoo sex ritual? So what if you’ve come out to the old lady next door who just heard you yelling through those paper thin walls, or your dog, who perked up his ears for a moment? Well, it’s a start anyway.

Welcome to the club.

”

-
From The Bisexual’s Guide to the Universe : Quips, Tips, and Lists For Those Who Go Both Ways by Nicole Kristal and Mike Szymanski

(via bisexual-books)

laughbitches: borinq: shewhoisnotnamed: borinq: how many followers do i have to have until...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 16:50:29 -0600

laughbitches:

borinq:

shewhoisnotnamed:

borinq:

how many followers do i have to have until someone buys me a 3DS

if this post gets 30 000 notes i swear to god i will buy you a 3DS for Christmas or whatever you celebrate

i am not kidding

GUYS PLEASE GET THIS POST TO 30K I WILL KISS YOU ALL

Looks like someone is getting a 3DS.

tescosfinest: “page 404 wasn’t found” i wasn’t looking for page 404 you piece of shit computer

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 16:50:04 -0600

tescosfinest:

“page 404 wasn’t found” i wasn’t looking for page 404 you piece of shit computer